Holy Toaster

On the Couch 2011 #04 -- The Truth Bomb!

2011-07-06T13:34:00.004-05:00

Hello, everyone!

On today's podcast, James and Jason discuss the show -- namely season breaks, format changes, and things to come in the future of the website. They also discuss the occasional pop culture tidbit, and generally sort of fumble their way through a podcast sans their esteemed ring master.

Have a listen, won't you? It's both entertaining and informative!

On the Couch 2011 #04(click the link to download)

The Broken Accord

2011-06-22T01:58:00.006-05:00

Last time, Kato left with Mialee to attend to long-delayed council business. Distrusting no one less, Kato decides to leave Burns in charge of the Last Rite's Bar. But with a barrage of drink requests and inaccurate powers fraying his nerves to the boiling point, can Burns keep a cool head?

Meanwhile, the Intern's memory has turned a little... wonky. What's the deal with that?

Watch this thrilling new episode to find out the answers to the burning questions that we've gone through all the trouble of asking for you!

Holy Toaster Presents: The Toasty TARDIS Podcast #01

2011-06-12T23:40:00.003-05:00

Hello, everyone!

Today we've got for you our first Doctor Who related podcast! In it Adam, Jason and James discuss their love of Doctor Who, their first encounters with the show, which companions and Doctors they love the best, fan films that never happened, and the most illusive actor of all time: Hamish "Turkey Lips" O'Brien!

It's a fun-filled time! Listen, won't you?

The Toasty TARDIS Podcast #01(click the link to download)

On the Couch 2011 #03 -- The Fat Man Interviews Synclair Knightmare

2011-06-07T21:21:00.008-05:00

Today we've got for you another episode of On the Couch! In this episode, the Fat Man invites the Crippled Intern to sit in on an interview with the gas mask-wearing failed scientist, Synclair Knightmare!

Listen, won't you!?

On the Couch 2011 #03(click the link to download)

Kato's Arcane Shots -- Mialee's Fiery Tunnel

2011-05-29T18:09:00.002-05:00

In today's episode of Kato's Arcane Shots, Kato is visited by Mialee the Fire Mage. The council has convened, and there's business to be taken care of, but first, Kato will share two drink recipes that are sure to spice up your life.

Behind the Scenes -- Honeydew o' lantern

2011-05-21T20:00:00.006-05:00

After a short period of downtime, the Holy Toaster is back and we're making posts again! Huzzah!

We're still working on the next video -- our camera guy has come down with the Flaknarnian Death Flu -- so in the meantime, we've got a behind-the-scenes video here for you. In this one, we get to see the Fat Man and Burns work on the Honeydew o' lantern that adorned Kato's bar in the Saint Paddy's Day episode.

Enjoy! And, universe willing, we'll see you next week with an all-new episode!

What's New?

2011-05-19T01:17:00.005-05:00

Welcome one and all to the regenerated Holy Toaster site! We're back, and we're ready to do fun stuff!

In advance of this weekend's video, I wanted to talk about some of the new features on the website. We're still running on blog technology -- it's just so perfect for our needs! -- but things are a little more stable and a little easier to manage now. We've also been able to make this place a little more like a website and a little less blog-like.

We'd like to hear from you! What do you think of the new site? Noticed any bugs or interface issues? Let us know!

Speaking of letting us know, we're now running a message forum! How cool is that!?

CHECK OUT THE FORUM

Join, discuss, let us know your thoughts and opinions on the site, as well as engage in discussions about films, TV, music, comics, and everything in between!

We've added extra pages for extra content as well. Still trying to work out exactly what we'll be putting up on them, but we're thinking maybe an image gallery and some wallpapers and the like. More as that develops. There's also an individual page for the gathering of the podcasts, you can find links to them there (as well as in the main posts as they're released).

There's also a nice new "subscribe" feature at the top left corner of the page. Enter your e-mail address, and you'll get an notification whenever a new post is made. If there's a better way to keep up with Holy Toaster, mortal man hasn't invented it yet!

Hope you're enjoying the new site, everyone! As always, feel free to comment -- both here and on the forum -- and let us know what you think. Your feedback is important to us.

-The Holy Toaster Staff

Downtime

2011-05-12T03:07:00.000-05:00

Hey, Holy Toaster fans!

Some of you may have noticed that, for the past two weeks, the site has been down. There was an unfortunate confluence of elemental and time-space energy (ie: a massive crash) that took out everything in its path (ie: our site).

As a result, we've had to rebuild the thing from the ground up. Things are being sorted out now, and hopefully you'll be reading this post fairly soon. We're currently getting all the old videos restored, and then we'll go about getting the previous podcasts up as well.

We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope to be back up and running by the weekend.

-The Holy Toaster Staff

The Epic Tales of Lee

2011-04-22T15:37:00.016-05:00

Happy Easter Weekend, everyone!

It's good to be alive, isn't it? The weather is nice, Doctor Who is back on our screens today, and — OH! — the newest Mortal Kombat is out! How exciting is that!?

Actually it would be exciting, except... well, Burns has gotten a little obsessed. And Intern has been practicing for over a month. I foresee tension and much bloodshed. Particularly in the wake of the Facebreaker fiasco. As a result of that little incident, Burns and I have been practicing for two weeks, preparing for that age old Easter tradition: TOASTER COMBAT!!!

Of course nothing comes easy here at Holy Toaster, and mid-way through a hard day's training we received a visitor. I could tell you about it, but what would be the fun in that? Better that I just show you!

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Bubba Bombs

2011-04-08T21:39:00.006-05:00

Hiya, everyone! Burns here!

Today we've got an all new episode of Fuck It, I'll Eat It! I think you're really going to like this one, we do something new and exciting and BLAZING HOT. We've even got a brand new guest joining us for the proceedings. It's EPIC!

What's that, you ask? Why didn't the Fat Man post today's entry? Well see, the thing is.... erm, maybe you should just watch the video and find out. Enjoy yourselves!

The Series Finale

2011-04-01T15:19:00.005-05:00

Hey, Holy Toaster fans!

Well, it's been a good run, but it's finally come to a close. We regret to inform our viewers — all four of you — that the show has reached its thrillingly thrilsome conclusion. Will the Fat Man slim down? Will Burns return home? Will Lee finally have a zombie apocalypse? And is Intern even suppose to be here today!?

Sorry, but none of those question will not be answered in our final, cancellation-induced episode. It's been a fun ride. Sayonara, suckers. See you in hell.

*the Holy Toaster team walks into the sunset... AND EXPLODES INTO SPARKLY FLAMES*

Me Dammit, I'm Drunk!

2011-03-20T16:04:00.002-05:00

Saint Paddy's Day! YAY!

Kato decided it'd be a good idea to throw a lovely party for his friends and associates. Unfortunately, only one of his associates actually turned up. And after the party was over. D'oh!

Kato + Booze = DRUNKEN STORY TIME!!

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Gourmet Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches

2011-03-13T15:00:00.003-05:00

Welp, now that things are more-or-less back to the status quo, I thought it was time to get back to doing what we do best. We haven't had a (non-hijacked) cooking show since the end of the year, so it seems only right we do it now!

But man oh man, I'm feeling a bit... tweaked... at the moment. All shaky and clammy. There's something I need... something I crave... it's been far too long. I must fill this needful void first!

I MUST HAVE TWINKIES!

The FLAKNAR Initiative

2011-03-06T03:34:00.004-06:00

Hi folks, it's the Fat Man here!

So it seems we were the victim of a little prank last week. Streaming feeds were hijacked, important back-story was censored, and Burns refuses to re-examine the events that occurred on his home island. Slightly cagey behavior, if you ask me, but that's our Burns!

By way of apology — read: groveling for mercy your feet — we offer you an inside look at the customs and traditions of Burns' home island, the mystical land of Flaknar!

Enjoy!

The Big Reveal

2011-02-26T22:39:00.004-06:00

You've waited for it. You've asked for it. You've wanted it. And now we have it! It's time to talk about what happened while Burns was away, taking care of business.

So, without further delay, we prese--*buzz-crackle-pop*

The Aftermath (Part 02)

2011-02-12T15:57:00.002-06:00

Howdy, gang.

Today we've got the second half of the season premiere: time to look at the other side of the coin, and see how Burns' exit has affected the other best friend, Crippled Intern.

The Aftermath (Part 01)

2011-02-05T06:02:00.006-06:00

Hi, guys. Fat Man here.

I'd like nothing more than to welcome you back for another side-splitting year of funny-funny ha-has here at Holy Toaster, but, well... without Burns, things just don't feel the same. It's like a part of me is—

What's that? A knock at the door? Who could it be?

The New Year (Season One Finale)

2010-12-31T20:19:00.000-06:00

In the final episode of the year, sides will be chosen, lines will be crossed, and nothing will ever be the same for the people at Holy Toaster!

...okay, so maybe some of that is made up. But maybe some of it is right on the money. The only way to find out is to boot up the Season 01 finale and see for yourself!

Behind Da-Scene-Ber 2010 -- Year's End Bloopers Reel

2010-12-17T20:15:00.007-06:00

In the second episode of Behind Da-Scene-Ber 2010, we have ye olde classic: a blooper's reel! These are funny stuff, folks. Don't miss them!

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Christmas Cookies

2010-12-12T20:11:00.000-06:00

In today's episode of Fuck It, I'll Eat It!, the Fat Man is in the Christmas spirit, and so he sets out to make festive cookies to celebrate the season!

Behind Da-Scene-Ber 2010 -- 78th Annual Mic Test

2010-12-05T20:05:00.015-06:00

Welcome to the first episode in a month long celebration I like to call Behind Da-Scene-Ber! Get it!? Because it's December... and, err, it's behind-the-scenes. Yes? Anyone?

Ahem. Anyhoo, we kick the month off with a collection of mic tests that are, for reasons known only by top men, extremely entertaining! Enjoy!

Kato's Arcane Shots -- Eggnog

2010-11-27T20:02:00.006-06:00

True to his word, Kato is back to make a delicious batch of home-brew Eggnog! Who will show up to partake in the deliciousness? Tune in to find out!

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Pies

2010-11-21T19:54:00.002-06:00

It's Thanksgiving time! Yay!

So what I've got for you folks today is a handful of special pie recipes. They're delicious, they're wonderful, and gosh darn it, they just SCREAM Thanksgiving!

5 Minute Review -- The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat

2010-11-13T19:50:00.006-06:00

In today's 5 Minute Review, the Fat Man and Burns explore the virtues (or lack thereof) of the the 1974 psychedelic feature film, The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat.

Kato's Arcane Shots -- Homemade Spiced Rum

2010-11-03T19:46:00.011-05:00

On today's episode of Kato's Arcane Shots, the TeknoHobbit returns to the bar for a visit, and his anger at the Fat Man balloons like a mushroom cloud. In spite of BIFF's unwelcome psychotic rantings, Kato manages to show us how to spice our own rum.

Green Screen Test 2 -- BEHOLD!

2010-10-23T19:44:00.000-05:00

We once again attempt to do things way beyond our station in this second Green Screen Test. Is it better or worse than the first? Well, who are we to judge? We only put the things together!

Kato's Arcane Shots -- The Sonic Screwdriver

2010-10-16T19:36:00.019-05:00

Upon discovering that the Intern is actually competent at his job, the Fat Man decides to try and bond with him. But when their attempt to hang goes horribly askew -- courtesy of Evil Burns and Kato's Kill-O-Grams -- Kato finds himself in the company of a new wayward soul.

Whilst Intern regales Kato with his "AMAZING" life story, Kato teaches us how to prepare the Sonic Screwdriver.

Kato's Arcane Shots -- The NOS'feratu

2010-10-09T19:25:00.015-05:00

Today on Kato's Arcane Shots, Synclair -- the diabolical practitioner of Applied Failed Sciences -- has been spending an abnormal amount of time at Kato's bar. With the immanent success of his henchman's plan to resurrect him from the dead, Synclair is in the mood to celebrate!

Ever been so tired your eyelids are like anvils, but you still wanna get drunk? Need a little upper for your downer? Wanna try a drink that blows Uncle Jäger right out of the water?

Try a 'NOS'feratu!

The Introduction of the Intern

2010-10-01T19:15:00.006-05:00

In the last couple of months, some of you may have noticed a difference in the editing style here at Holy Toaster. At one time, the videos we posted were cut together with Scotch tape and wonder glue. Now, they're actually edited!

There's a reason for that, and tonight we take a look back at the arrival of the (minion) man who's made it all possible!

Put your hands together and welcome the newest member of the Holy Toaster team, The Intern!

Kato's Kill-O-Grams

2010-09-24T15:19:00.002-05:00

Need someone assassinated but you just don't have the brass cojones to take care of the problem yourself? Then have we got a service for you!

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Burns' Red Beans and Rice

2010-09-18T15:16:00.008-05:00

The Fat Man is whisked away by the site's surliest employee, leaving Burns to fend for himself in the kitchen. Will he be able to cope? Watch and see!

Kato's Arcane Shots -- The Padron

2010-09-11T14:53:00.010-05:00

A year ago, we lost our good friend, Eric Padron. Those of you who didn't know him personally may remember him from early episodes of the show.

This episode of Kato's Arcane Shots is dedicated to his memory. He was loved, and he is missed.

Kato's Arcane Shots -- The Diet

2010-09-03T14:48:00.007-05:00

On today's episode of Kato's Arcane Shots, Kato gets a little more than he bargained for when the time-displaced TeknoHobbit, BIFF, arrives in his bar.

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- BBQ Sauce

2010-08-20T14:44:00.007-05:00

On today's episode of Fuck It, I'll Eat It!, the Fat Man breaks out three unique BBQ recipes. Watch, create, enjoy!

The One Year Toasterversary Dance-Off!

2010-08-14T14:42:00.005-05:00

Things have come full circle: we started dancing, and we'll just keep on dancing!

The one year mark! Let's celebrate!

The EPIC Thanks!

2010-08-14T14:37:00.008-05:00

Wow. It's hard to believe it's been one whole year since the site launched. It's been a wild ride, and if you'd indulge us, we'd like to say thanks to those of you who have helped and supported us since the site went live.

Zombie Survival Month -- Zomtage

2010-08-13T14:04:00.006-05:00

You know what always seems to whip the inept into shape? A 1980s training montage! Marvel as the Fat Man and Burns go through the ropes, jump through the hoops, and reach for the stars!

Okay, so really they're just trying to graduate from Lee's Zombie House of Pain in one piece, but that's no mean feat, I assure you!

Zombie Survival Month -- Kato's Arcane Shots -- The Zombie

2010-08-06T14:01:00.006-05:00

When Kato arrives at the camp site, Lee challenges him to create an appropriate drink for the occasion. Kato more than rises to the occasion.

Zombie Survival Month -- Bug Out Bag

2010-07-23T13:47:00.012-05:00

First thing's first: you can't run headlong into a zombie apocalypse unprepared!

Lee sits the Fat Man and Burns down for a lesson on the vital importance of BOBs, and the virtues of keeping peanut butter close at hand.

Zombie Survival Month -- Intro

2010-07-16T13:41:00.009-05:00

I got a call from Lee last night, and he sounded all Sarge-like. He said to prepare ourselves for a training camp of some sort. Something to do with zombies and impending doom and the like.

Who am I to argue? We're gearing up and we're heading out!

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Coffee

2010-07-03T13:36:00.010-05:00

The Fat Man has recovered from the loss of his precious manhood, and now he's back in the kitchen. But when Lee -- the world's worst morning person -- comes calling for breakfast, the Fat Man must delve into altogether new territory: COFFEE!

Zombie Survival Month -- Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Stew

2010-06-30T13:56:00.010-05:00

In typical sink-or-swim fashion, Lee abandons the Fat Man and Burns in the wilderness. They must fend for themselves in all the fundamental ways: shelter, entertainment, and most importantly, nourishment.

With few ingredients and little in the way of prep space, the Fat Man sets out to make a delicious post-apocalyptic stew!

The Loss of Manhood -- SOS

2010-06-30T13:32:00.009-05:00

At his wits' end, Burns calls in Lee to help try and snap the Fat Man out of his fugue. Will Lee succeed, or is the Fat Man beyond help?

The Loss of Manhood -- As Time Goes By

2010-06-28T13:27:00.010-05:00

Welcome to the second part in the ongoing series about Fat Man's loss of manliness! Today we see what happens as time slips by. Can Burns cope with the new Fat Man? Find out!

The Loss of Manhood -- Prologue

2010-06-25T13:23:00.006-05:00

Hi there, Holy Toaster fans! It's Burns here!

You may be wondering why the Fat Man isn't posting this week's entry. Well, the thing is, there was an... accident. I could tell you about it, but I'd really much rather show it to you.

See what happened!

Fat Man's Green Screen Test

2010-06-20T13:18:00.011-05:00

Today we've got a couple of silly green screen tests to share with you. Watch, enjoy, comment!

Burns' Green Screen Test

2010-06-20T13:14:00.007-05:00

Today we've got a couple of silly green screen tests to share with you. Watch, enjoy, comment!

Kato's Arcane Shots -- Burns' Rum Rot

2010-06-19T00:27:00.001-05:00

Kato's back, and this time he's inviting Burns to the true Last Rites Bar!

The Fat Man Interviews

2010-06-11T00:20:00.004-05:00

Today I've got for you three interviews captured at Owl Con this year: Kevin Brusky, Tim Gilheart, and the LEGENDARY Steve Jackson!

Don't say I never gave you nothing!

MechCorps -- The Battle for OwlCon

2010-06-04T00:11:00.016-05:00

While at OwlCon, Fat Man, Lee and Big Mamma engaged in an epic battle of epic... epicness. We are of course referring to MechCorps!

Marvel as the epic (highly stylized) battle (beat down) unfolds!

The Fat Man and Burns Review -- House of the Dead

2010-05-26T00:02:00.005-05:00

At long last, we've got the first (of many!) Horror Movie Reviews! We start out touching on the 13 Rules of Horror, and then go from there.

Man, what a way to go. It blows my mind just how laughably bad this film is. Uwe Boll is a notorious celluloid shyster, and this is where it all begins!

Tales of the TeknoHobbit -- Like a Doooonut!

2010-03-21T23:58:00.004-05:00

See! I told you he was real! And now he's sitting on my sofa and giving me a hard time! Don't you feel like fools for not believing me?

My God, somebody help!

They DARED Me to Do It! -- Chocolate Salad

2010-03-15T23:49:00.020-05:00

Welcome to the first -- and probably ONLY! -- episode of They DARED Me to Do It!

While chatting live online with the friendly and fun folks at Haunted Voices Radio, a challenge was posed to try something disgusting, something well outside my own particular culinary wheelhouse.

What we have for you here is the ultimate in disgusting: chocolate covered salad.

Kato's Arcane Shots -- Fuzzy Navel and Slime

2010-03-14T23:41:00.002-05:00

Welcome to the first episode of Kato's Arcane Shots!

Following the destruction of the kitchen at the hands of Fat Man's most recent cooking spree, Burns is at his wits end. A good stiff drink is the solution, and by God he's gonna get one!

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Peanut Butter

2010-03-14T19:20:00.026-05:00

So I was sitting on the sofa playing A Game this evening, when Burns wandered over eating one of his favorite treats: a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. No problem there, really. But then he decided it was time for a round of his favorite one-man pass-time: Poke the Bear.

So he thinks peanut butter is that inflexible, huh? I'll show him! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!!

Ahem. Please watch, won't you, as I do things with peanut butter that will blow your collective minds!

Owl Con Day Three -- The Epic Climax

2010-03-12T19:15:00.002-06:00

In part 3, we examine what is definitely the oddest thing I've ever seen on the road. What was it, you ask? Well you'll just have to watch! And don't forget to comment, cos I'm at a loss for words!

Owl Con Day Two -- The Quest Continues

2010-03-12T19:09:00.000-06:00

In part 2 of our Owl Con trip, I make like a strumpet (you know, a Lady of the Evening) and plug the various sellers (you know, Booth Boys) of Owl Con!

Look at all that swag!

Owl Con Day One -- The Quest Begins

2010-03-10T19:04:00.009-06:00

We're back! We had an epic trip to Owl Con this year! In today's video, see how the grand adventure started!

And wouldn't you know it, we rolled a Critical Fail...

He Said He Wanted To Help...

2010-02-18T18:59:00.000-06:00

So there I was, sitting down for a delicious helping of Bachelor Chow, when I got this phone call. And, well, I think we just hired ourselves a bartender!

Yeah, I'm scared too...

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Bachelor Chow

2010-02-18T18:51:00.009-06:00

Feeling hungry? Got scattered ingredients but nothing to do with them? Want to gross out your friends only to immediately knock their socks off with unfettered awesome!?

Try Bachelor Chow! Brought to you from the year 3,000!!

What The Hell Is a TeknoHobbit!?

2010-02-18T18:43:00.002-06:00

Okay, the house is a wreck. Things are falling apart, nothing works, it's chaos!

I guess it's time... to call... him.

Hittin' the Big Time!

2010-02-18T18:09:00.004-06:00

So I've been informed that we're losing viewers. Who informed me of this? Top men.

Top men.

I've got to think of a way to get the word out; to come up with a method of shamelessly pimping the site while simultaneously having fun and doing the sort of things I'm best known for.

I've got it! A role player convention! PERFECT!

Burns' Black Box

2010-02-17T17:47:00.014-06:00

When I discovered Burns playing with his black box in the living room this afternoon, it lead to all manner of wacky shenanigans!

Seriously, though: I'm not crazy! Who is this guy!?

Get the Hell Out! -- A Holy Toaster Special (Part 02)

2010-02-10T12:12:00.003-06:00

And now for the conclusion of our epic moving saga!

We've found a place that's just perfect -- it isn't on fire, which is a major plus! The landlord is a little strange, but the price is right, the neighborhood is only moderately violent, and of course, like I said, there's the whole lack of burning thing.

It's perfection!

On the Couch 04 (Lee Questions the Fat Man)

2010-01-20T12:45:00.009-06:00

It's time for the first On the Couch of 2010! Like a good friend, Lee questions me... endlessly. Ah, it's good to have friends.

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Crepes

2010-01-20T06:21:00.011-06:00

Time for breakfast!

Burns is a little bit of a picky eater, but I think I've got him with this one. Who can resist a delicious crepe? No one, that's who!

A Christmas present from Holy Toaster! (w/commentary)

2010-01-14T22:09:00.003-06:00

Here's the Christmas video again, now with commentary!

Get the Hell Out! -- A Holy Toaster Special (Part 01)

2010-01-03T17:24:00.011-06:00

So it's been a while, right? As it happens, there's a good reason for that: it has to do largely with... well, eviction. And being homeless. There was nowhere to stay, man. Not even in a decent sized box!

Check out part one of the saga!

A Christmas present from Holy Toaster!

2010-01-01T07:34:00.006-06:00

I thought it'd be nice to give the gift that keeps on giving -- MUSIC! -- to my family this year. This goes out to all of you, blood-related or otherwise!

Man, I love to sing. Why didn't this happen sooner!?

Off to Vegas!

2009-08-30T12:40:00.004-05:00

Hi, folks.

Just thought I'd check in with a quick explanation as to why I've not gotten more done in the recent days. I'm off on a trip!

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Gut Sticker Teriyaki

2009-08-29T21:47:00.002-05:00

In today's episode, I try cooking a real meal in front of the camera.

Phew, it was touch and go there for a bit -- I didn't think I had it in me! -- but the end result... was a result.

Magnificent!

On the Couch 03 (District 9)

2009-08-29T18:14:00.005-05:00

In today's episode of On the Couch, me and Lee discuss the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!

...well, maybe not THE BEST, but it's still pretty damned good. So sit back and get comfy while we discuss the new alien-drama, District 9.

On the Couch 02 (The Rise of Cobra)

2009-08-14T22:47:00.008-05:00

In today's On the Couch, me and Lee discuss the virtues -- or lack thereof -- of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches

2009-08-10T00:30:00.001-05:00

If we're going to do this, let's do it right! What better way to launch the show than with the debut a delicious snack-food that never fails to leave people scratching their heads and asking "Why!?"

I am of course referring to the delectable Twinkie Wiener Sandwich!

Fuck It, I'll Eat It! -- Introduction

2009-08-09T23:59:00.003-05:00

Welcome to Fuck It, I'll Eat It!

Well, sort of. What we've got for you today is an introductory installment. The real episode is still to come, but this ought to give you an idea what it's about!

On the Couch 01 (The Website & Padron)

2009-08-07T22:51:00.005-05:00

In this, our first On the Couch, we cover some minor stuff about the website and I screen a few questions from the man of the hour, Padron!

The Thirteen Rules of Horror

2009-08-05T23:19:00.006-05:00

Welcome to Holy Toaster! My name is the Fat Man, and this here is my website! Exciting, isn't it?

In this, the first of MANY videos to come, we examine The 13 Rules of Horror, and explain how best to not break them. But enough with the words, let's get on with the video!

Welcome to Holy Toaster!

2009-08-04T12:00:00.003-05:00

Oh, deary me! I'm late! I'm late! There's no time, I'm ON!

Welcome to Holy Toaster!